I’m bringing it back: Drumpf.

Please stop, you are not on a first name basis with Kenji Lopez-Alt. (His first name is James.)

Who called it tax fraud and not ESOP’s fables?

“Easter egg” outside of the U.S. suddenly referring to an egg made out of chocolate and not an inedible dyed thing that gets hidden in a backyard is really testing my disbelief in the Mandela Effect

Who called it aerosolized virus and not SARin’ gas

I can’t explain it but Google Meet has March 2020 energy

Nobody:

The New Yorker: suède

Mondoweiss #TerribleNames

I’m not a Proxyman, I’m a proxy, man.

Remember antifa?

Want to read: No Judgement by Lauren Oyler 📚

As long as they insist on spelling “Aussie” with a double S like that I’m gonna pronounce it with an S sound not a Z sound. Not my problem

Amanda Gorman is the last example I can remember of someone having a literal 15 minutes of fame

what did y’all think “land back” meant? tepees? wigwams? hogans? losers. macleans.ca/society/s…

Want to read: The Riddles of the Sphinx by Anna Shechtman 📚

It’s a shame that “Genocide Joe” just so happens to be alliterative, since the inevitable “Genocide Bernie” or “Genocide Elizabeth” or “Genocide Amy” moniker if any of those candidates had won instead just isn’t catchy enough for everyone to latch onto and hand the election to Trump

It’s wild that “Western” is a whole ass genre of movie and not like…one period piece from 1949 that did okay at the box office

It’s not lost on me that liberals are the sole political cohort completely unfazed by Biden’s age in part because 81 is not very old relative to their life expectancy, which itself is so high in part because they are liberals

“My name is Asher Lev” ok and…???

Remember AI videos?

BABAYAGA seems like the ideal NYT Crossword entry. And yet

[Insufferable Bo Burnham voice] 🎶 How is the best case scenario Joe Biden 🎶 Well he won an overwhelming share of the primary vote in 2020 largely to thanks to the Black Democratic base, then the presidential election, and incumbents typically run for reelection to keep their party in power. Hope that helps

I think some more accurate Zoom copy would be like

🔇 𝗬𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱. Imagine how embarrassing it would be if your co-workers heard this lol

Currently reading: Supercommunicators by Charles Duhigg 📚

Pomelos are making some pretty big assumptions that I care enough to remove both the outer peel and the inner membrane